Soup Slurper's Escapade Pillows

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cooking'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"