Soup Slurper's Escapade Gifts

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Cooking'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'