Soup Slurper Gifts

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Soup Surprise

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'How's the oxtail soup?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'A bowl of the primordial soup, please.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'Cooking'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'There's no fly in my soup.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?