Soup Stirrer Gifts

Dave enjoyed crackers in his soup.

What the Doctor Ordered

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Cooking'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Soup Surprise

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Chick in noodle soup.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

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