Soup Stirrer Gifts

Dave enjoyed crackers in his soup.

What the Doctor Ordered

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Cooking'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Soup Surprise

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Chick in noodle soup.

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'