Festive Drink Stirrer Gifts

Let's mull it over!

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

The New Year's Dance

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

The Devil's advocaat.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"I'm the designated driver."

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Dogs play the double bass

Santana Claus

Setting fire to the US flag

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

WInter Fish

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"J is the reason for the season."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

Christmas Fatigue.

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.