Stirring Sipper Gifts

Stirrbucks

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Sparkling Water

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Running Latte

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Complaints Desk

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Can I get you another coffee?

'I told you to sip it!'