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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Sparkling Water

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Beach flirting

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Complaints Desk

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Can I get you another coffee?

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'