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'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Wine with a straw

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Quick swig first?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

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Running Latte

'The first cocktail.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

A very fine vintage

Anton's Bar and Grill

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"We have raccoons."

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Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.