Quirky Sipper Prints

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Wine with a straw

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Quick swig first?"

Running Latte

Pest Control

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

A very fine vintage

'The first cocktail.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Anton's Bar and Grill

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

"We have raccoons."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

New for Fall