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Wine heads.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Quick swig first?"

Running Latte

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Can I get you another coffee?

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

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