Quirky Sipping Trendsetter Prints

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

Hair Crop Circle

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Prosecco Drinker

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Can I get you another coffee?

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"Tuna Colada"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'Film extras drinks night'

Man with spanner through his nose.

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Fears