Artistic Sipper T-Shirts

The Art of Drinking Coffee

Shall I draw a cork for us?

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Can I get you another coffee?

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Gin-etic Engineering

Scariest Tactics

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Wine Prices