Specialty Sipper Gifts

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Running Latte

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

A very fine vintage

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Gin-etic Engineering

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Shall I draw a cork for us?

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Wine Prices

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

Stirrbucks

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."