Gourmet Sipper Gifts

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Menu Dating

"An everything Martini, please."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A very fine vintage

Anton's Bar and Grill

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Can I get you another coffee?

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

New for Fall