Sophisticated Sipper Gifts

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"This is quite good. What region is it from?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Wine Lady

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Wino Appreciation Group

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Cocktails and Peacocks

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Gin-etic Engineering

Scariest Tactics

Shall I draw a cork for us?

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'