Sophisticated Drinker Gifts

Wine Lady

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Rabbit Punch

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Sharing Drinks.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Roller Coasters

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'