Sophisticated Tastes Enthusiast Gifts

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Wine Lady

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

Civilized Salmon

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Haute Chinese

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Join me for dinner?

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

'Pass the grey stuff.'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

Ice Cream Flavors

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".