Sweet Tooth Connoisseur Gifts

'My husband says you can't live on chocolate alone, but I don't think he's ever really tried.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

Kevin Baking

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Cake Friday!

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

The dark side of Halloween.