Sophisticated Drinker Mugs

Wine Lady

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Rabbit Punch

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Sharing Drinks.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."