Tech-savvy Drinker Mugs

"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'It's a special deal we're only offering our regulars. We bundle your internet, cell phone, and bar tab in one convenient bill.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Wine Lady

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Christmas pudcast"

The drinker.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Prosecco Drinker

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Questions Online

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."