Digital Drink Aficionado Mugs

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Sharing Drinks.

Roller Coasters

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."