Digital Drink Aficionado Mugs

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Roller Coasters

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'