Thoughtful Drinker Gifts

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

The drinker.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Wine Lady

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'The King of what?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Whiskey wars

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Chinese History: Redwash

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Climate Change Road

Rabbit Punch

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas