Drink And Ponder Gifts

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Me when by BDD shows up

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

The drinker.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Rodins rotten juggler

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

Fingers

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

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Thomas Aquinas

The thinker.

'What's it all about?'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

The Diary