Drink And Ponder Gifts

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

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Frog Baby Names

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Me when by BDD shows up

Rodins rotten juggler

The drinker.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

No Action Comics

Thomas Aquinas

The thinker.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

'What's it all about?'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

The Diary