Mindful Sipper Gifts

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'What did we do before green tea?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The drinker.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

The youth shows responsibility!

Scariest Tactics

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."