Health-conscious Sipper Gifts

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Wine not?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Football fans in corona times

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'What did we do before green tea?'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."