Carefree Sipper Gifts

I've started so I'll finish...

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

We'll have Manhattans...

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

The youth shows responsibility!

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'What did we do before green tea?'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Wine-O'Clock

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist