Eco-friendly Sipper Gifts

'Look at that. Our table number is the same as the rating on the wine you selected.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Wine not?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Can I get you another coffee?

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

The youth shows responsibility!

Gin-etic Engineering

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

New for Fall