Sustainable Sipping Gifts

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Diner

Recycling bottle bank.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

The Authentic Christmas.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Olive Oil

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

The youth shows responsibility!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'Is it local?'

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.