Mindful Sipper Pillows

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'What did we do before green tea?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

The drinker.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

The youth shows responsibility!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."