Sentimental Sipper Pillows

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

Happy hour.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

My first Boyfriend.

Men's Parallel Bars

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Bach Doubles

Scariest Tactics

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'