Sentimental Sipper T-Shirts

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Sipsies?"

Happy hour.

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Scariest Tactics

Men's Parallel Bars

My first Boyfriend.

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Bach Doubles

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"