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Collection of Wine

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Fallen Angel.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

Tired and Lazy

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Scariest Tactics

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Her tears flowed like wine.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Shall I draw a cork for us?

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'