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Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Seven deadly sins store

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Scariest Tactics

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

Racing to Hell

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Infernal Revenue Service

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

Drinker.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

Hoyt Group: Gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, pride, anger & greed-management.

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'

Holy Spirit.

"I tried a slice of pizza yesterday, and frankly I don't get it."