Sinful Sipper Prints

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Seven deadly sins store

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

Racing to Hell

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Infernal Revenue Service

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

Drinker.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

'Oops! Sorry Vicar, your cup runneth over!'

Hoyt Group: Gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, pride, anger & greed-management.

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'