Spirited Sipper Prints

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Scariest Tactics

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Drinker.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Liquidity Lunch

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Wine not?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'