Happy Sipper Prints

"I feel ok until I sober up."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Lemonade without borders.

Liquidity Lunch

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

"Sipsies?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Scariest Tactics

Men's Parallel Bars

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

Wine and Books Bar.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"