Happy Sipper Mugs

"I feel ok until I sober up."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Lemonade without borders.

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Scariest Tactics

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Men's Parallel Bars

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Wine and Books Bar.

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."