Joyful Sipper Mugs

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

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"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

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"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Wine-O'Clock