Relaxed Sipper Prints

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'What did we do before green tea?'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Happy new year'

'Thinker's drinker.'

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Wine-O'Clock

"Great coffee, honey!"