Light-hearted Sipper Prints

Wine-O'Clock

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Quick swig first?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Can I get you another coffee?

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Scariest Tactics

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Her tears flowed like wine.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'What did we do before green tea?'

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute