Light-hearted Sipper Pillows

"Because anything but lite beer makes me feel bloated."

Wine-O'Clock

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Quick swig first?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Scariest Tactics

New for Fall

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Her tears flowed like wine.

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"