Cheerful Sipper Pillows

"Wine not?"

We'll have Manhattans...

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Quick swig first?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Her tears flowed like wine.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'