Cheeky Sipper Pillows

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Quick swig first?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

"Wine not?"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Can I get you another coffee?

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

New for Fall

Thong World.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Clean Fill Wanted