Cheeky Cocktail Sipper Pillows

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Beach flirting

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Quick swig first?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Complaints Desk

A very fine vintage

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

'I told you to sip it!'

Can I get you another coffee?

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall