Cheeky Cocktail Sipper Mugs

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Quick swig first?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Complaints Desk

A very fine vintage

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

Can I get you another coffee?

'I told you to sip it!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

New for Fall