Cheeky Drinker Pillows

'Oh, Alright then - one for the road.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'A cheeky red?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Quick swig first?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'The first cocktail.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

''Is there anybody there?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Corkscrew

"You awake?"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."