Cheeky Drinker Pillows

'Oh, Alright then - one for the road.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'A cheeky red?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Quick swig first?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'The first cocktail.'

''Is there anybody there?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"You awake?"

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Corkscrew

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'