Cheeky Banter Lover Pillows

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Hello curly,'

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

The Gilmore Girls

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Keister Island.

Cylinder Head

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"