Cheeky Banter Lover Gifts

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Hello curly,'

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

The Gilmore Girls

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Cold caller.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'