Cheekiness Lover Gifts

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'You had me at hell.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

The King's New Robes.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"I'm head over heels about you."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

The Living End.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Keister Island.

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'