Cheekiness Lover Gifts

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'You had me at hell.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

The Living End.

Keister Island.

"I'm head over heels about you."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Ass-teroids

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"