Cheeky Companion Gifts

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Clean Fill Wanted

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?